I am single.
Why am I single?
I am an intelligent, quirky, funny, cute-bordering-on-sexy attractive type of girl.
I speak two languages fluently.
I am willing to put it all on the line.
I AM NOT PSYCHOTIC.
I am the appropriate amount of crazy.
When I speak, I'm interesting 82.4% of the time.
And when I ramble, I don't expect anyone to listen.
I am in the process of self-actualization.
I can read ten books in a day and still want more.
I'm a cheap date.
I always have extra singles in my wallet.
I am affable.
I have weaknesses.
I really enjoy having sex.
If it's good sex.
Sometimes, even if it isn't good sex.
I write bad poems and I post them on my blog shamelessly.
I dig lighting things on fire.
I wear sandals in the wintertime.
I'm better than a shower-singer and worse than an opera star.
I smile at people I don't know.


Apparently, guys just don't go for that these days.